The Twits

Sense this week roald dahls birthday we are learning about the twits which is Roald dahls book it is funny my group did a play on the twits.

Mr Twit And Mrs Twit The Horrible Twits

Mr Twit and Mrs Twit the horrible twits  

Mr twit is just a big fat twit he doesn't even wash his beard for god sake and he is also a big fat old grumpy retarded and doesn't even know what he is doing. He is hairy like the hairiest person in the like the world record. His laugh is like a twit because he is one. When he sneezes all of his germs to into his beard so never ever kiss him on his beard or anywhere else on his body.he puts junk food in his beard so he can eat it when ever he wants. Now let's talk about Mrs twit. She is kind of like mr Twit is well but just a bit smarter but she doesn't know what's 1 + 1 = so she is pretty dumb like a twit her perfume smells like rotten eggs because she loves the smell of them. Her walking stick is like a knife killing everyone when she's walking.

By the way Mr twit doesn't know what 1 + 0 =  is so yeah. Mrs twit doesn't like kids if kids come near her she kills them with her walking stick which is a knife. In her compositions she always got last in everything but once she got 1st for being the dumbest in the world. Kids warning do not go near her or you know what she is gonna do. When she eats something everything comes out of her mouth because she has no teeth yeah lol. She is like 100 years old or something like 101 you never know. She has sticky hair and legs because she was born sticky. She wakes people in the face because she hates everyone except her husband lol. She wears the same clothes every day which is her grey suit so yeah. One more thing they ain't supposed to be humans there supposed to be twits. Would she ever change her cloths ?

TWITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!